got the job
Hopefully I pass this drug test
✘♥O: parents wonder why we have to lie to them, →
tiffanydoo: because you’re being unreasonable. you’re trying to protect us, but you’re keeping us away from things that makes us happy and what we like. we lie to you so we could do those things. there’s always a reason why we lie, not because it’s fun. it feels like shit lying to you guys….
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*